"We're the chemists, who've found the formula to make you heart swell and burst"

May I say that it is horrible when your friend tries to set you up with someone. I'm pulling my hair out just thinking about it. My best friend and her boyfriend have decided that I need someone to "hang out with." Basically, they want to set me up. Hence, I'm refusing to ever go to Indy again. I now know more about this guy. He's blond, blue-eyed, supposedly really cute, basketball player, smart, has money, the whole package.

Great. I measure up beautifully.