"Sometimes it seems impossible, to focus on anything other than you. Right now the world seems so silent because I'd rather think of you."
Ok, my opinion has officially changed. Kill all the spiders you want. Except daddy long legs. They haven't done me any harm.
Why has the spider-lover turned around so quickly you ask?
Today was the second time I've been scared by a spider....while in a towel.
I got out of the shower and proceeded to my room. I stopped just in time to not run head-on with the spider dangling from my doorframe.
I ran into the kitchen, looking for my trusty bug spray. Guess where it was?
Yeah, just my luck. My life is cursed. The bug spray was in my room. But I slipped past the spider and grabbed the bug spray. The thing was still hanging in midair. I sprayed it quite a bit more than needed, but I needed confirmation. So, when it stopped moving, I grabbed a shoe and dragged the web to the side of the door. Lucky me, the spider stuck because of the thick coating of bug spray. So I squished with my least favorite shoe, just in case.
Not the worst part. I got dressed and came out to the living room. Only to find that the blinds were open. Not up, but still open. Anyone out on the street had a clear view straight to the bathroom. Which means anyone out on the street got a lovely view of me running around in a towel.
Lovely.
So, in conclusion, feel free to kill all the spiders you like. They're all perverted anyway. Honestly, attacking me while I'm in a towel?
No manners at all.
Why has the spider-lover turned around so quickly you ask?
Today was the second time I've been scared by a spider....while in a towel.
I got out of the shower and proceeded to my room. I stopped just in time to not run head-on with the spider dangling from my doorframe.
I ran into the kitchen, looking for my trusty bug spray. Guess where it was?
Yeah, just my luck. My life is cursed. The bug spray was in my room. But I slipped past the spider and grabbed the bug spray. The thing was still hanging in midair. I sprayed it quite a bit more than needed, but I needed confirmation. So, when it stopped moving, I grabbed a shoe and dragged the web to the side of the door. Lucky me, the spider stuck because of the thick coating of bug spray. So I squished with my least favorite shoe, just in case.
Not the worst part. I got dressed and came out to the living room. Only to find that the blinds were open. Not up, but still open. Anyone out on the street had a clear view straight to the bathroom. Which means anyone out on the street got a lovely view of me running around in a towel.
Lovely.
So, in conclusion, feel free to kill all the spiders you like. They're all perverted anyway. Honestly, attacking me while I'm in a towel?
No manners at all.
posted by Tiffany at 8:22 PM
1 Comments:
Spiders are definately #1 on my hatred list. I killed a spider yesterday too. Except I wasn't naked. I don't recall exactly what type it was, but it was large and definately aggressive. I had a showdown with it for about 5 minutes before I grabbed a shoe. I think it was my brother's...
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